What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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