im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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