Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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