All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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