This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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