Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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