Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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