Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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