After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Randomize
