just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
