Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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