so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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