She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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