I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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