Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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