he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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