So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
