I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
