:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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