I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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