my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Mom said you looked used
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
