MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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