I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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