How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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