How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he shaved USA in his pubs
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Randomize