i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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