some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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