kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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