We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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