If i come over, it means nothing
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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