I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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