Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
My ATM looks so different sober.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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