And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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