butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
What a dumb baby whore.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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