It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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