was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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