The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
