Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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