They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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