he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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