He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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