Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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