Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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