What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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