We're like a lot better than the average bears
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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