I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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