Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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