I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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