Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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