I want to make a zoo with you.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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