girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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