mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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