I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
