Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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