And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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