your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I am available for nakedness
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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