if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I understand Curling. That high.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
